stories

The Condor

Despite all my age I am still just in a batting cage.

Just For Kicks

I try to prove how stupid horses are, but end up getting a lesson.

The Auklet

Off the coast of San Francisco there's a small, rocky island with a very old lighthouse. Years ago, I spent some time there as a field intern. It's only

The Goose

Limericks are traditional drinking songs from England (they're not actually Irish!). In their purest form, they should be obscene. Even better if they violate taboos. I didn't know any