The Falcon
Animals use deception. Therefore, it's fine for a sorta sinister jungle entity to do so as well.
birds
The Turkey
When a turkey steals the spotlight—and your donut—there's only one way to make things right.
The Condor
Despite all my age I am still just in a batting cage.
The Auklet
Off the coast of San Francisco there's a small, rocky island with a very old lighthouse. Years ago, I spent some time there as a field intern. It's only
The Goose
Limericks are traditional drinking songs from England (they're not actually Irish!). In their purest form, they should be obscene. Even better if they violate taboos. I didn't know any