The Turkey

When a turkey steals the spotlight—and your donut—there's only one way to make things right.

Stylin'

Because why not waste your day with Sasquatches surfing through art history?

New Yorker Rejects #8

Can you feel Fall in the air? I certainly can. Much like the dropping of withered leaves, my rejected cartoons are suddenly piling up in the gutter, asphalt-soaked and ripe for decay. Except

Pant Pant Sigh

The x-rays were really bad. Much worse than expected. When I had picked Wrigley's chart from the rack of veterinary emergency patients, I have to admit, I wasn't in

Let's Be Honest

This must be terrible for you, I'm so sorry. I have some guesses about how you're feeling: anxious, fearful, lost, pained. I would be too, if I were in