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The Goose

The Goose

3 min read stories
Limericks are traditional drinking songs from England (they're not actually Irish!). In their purest form, they should be obscene. Even better if they violate taboos. I didn't know any
New Yorker Rejects #5

New Yorker Rejects #5

3 min read cartoon
It's been yet another month of rejected cartoons. But don't pity me, dear Sis or Brosquatch. I'm having fun and wasting time and effort on a nonlucrative
Thrown Over the Fence

Thrown Over the Fence

3 min read veterinary medicine
It's so annoying to not be able to figure something out. My job as a veterinarian is to answer questions correctly. In school, we're drilled over and over again
The Cassowary

The Cassowary

4 min read stories
Silence. I exhaled between footsteps. The leaves were wet, but even a small noise might give me away. No water bottle, no camera, no dangling binoculars to click against each other. A waterproof
Ruining the Campfire

Ruining the Campfire

3 min read
I've seen it a lot. Dusk falls, and a group of good friends gathers around the campfire, catching up on life and enjoying the open air. The smoke wafts into the