New Yorker Rejects #2
![New Yorker Rejects #2](/content/images/size/w960/2023/12/Untitled_Artwork777.jpg)
A very Merry Yuletide Season to you. I've been celebrating Yuletide for years now. It's when the Yule goes out, twice a day, and little elves scurry along the shore probing for sweets with their proboscii. Nobody else seems to know about it. Or I have it wrong. It might actually be a proto-Germanic festival involving a goat and something called Julebukking.
In any case, here are the cartoons I submitted to The New Yorker last month:
![](https://www.sasquatchpaw.com/content/images/2023/12/Untitled_Artwork-8--3-.jpg)
Yeah, it happens. Surgical anxiety, not balloon animal patients.
![](https://www.sasquatchpaw.com/content/images/2023/12/Untitled_Artwork-7--4-.jpg)
This is how you get a hot meal at penguin school.
![](https://www.sasquatchpaw.com/content/images/2023/12/Untitled_Artwork-6--4-.jpg)
I can't wait for my robo-nanny!
![](https://www.sasquatchpaw.com/content/images/2023/12/Untitled_Artwork-5--4-.jpg)
Deer do get COVID, and would be wise to just avoid people for all sorts of reason. They're pretty stupid though, so they don't.
![](https://www.sasquatchpaw.com/content/images/2023/12/Untitled_Artwork-4--5-.jpg)
We are so species-ist. It's not disgusting to secrete a thick layer of mucous from the entire surface of your skin. At least no grosser than mayonnaise cakes.
![](https://www.sasquatchpaw.com/content/images/2023/12/Untitled_Artwork-3--5-.jpg)
Some of us are stuck in the past...
![](https://www.sasquatchpaw.com/content/images/2023/12/Untitled_Artwork-2--5-.jpg)
Some of us are stuck in the present...
![](https://www.sasquatchpaw.com/content/images/2023/12/Untitled_Artwork-1--5-.jpg)
Some of us aren't excited about the future...
![](https://www.sasquatchpaw.com/content/images/2023/12/Untitled_Artwork--5-.jpg)
Which is why dogs are such great role models. They live in the moment. They're not planners. Except border collies. Those -—ers are smart.
Comments ()